Nobunaga scares me even more every single day that he lives and I refrain from assassinating him!
When Nobunaga does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down.
Nobunaga doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Nobunaga does not sleep. He waits.
Nobunaga can kill two stones with one bird
Nobunaga destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
There is no chin behind Nobunagas beard. There is only another fist.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Nobunaga has allowed to live.
All of these come originally from "Facts about Chuck Norris" (slightly modified)
"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try"