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Not quite what's in the M&T, but darn close! 
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Ulthal

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Post Not quite what's in the M&T, but darn close!
"The heaviest recorded rat weighed 26.2 pounds, and was found in a sewer in New York City."

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Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:26 pm
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Didn't you know? They grow them rats special for them there gators.

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You will need to use a 10 foot pole to roast that puppy on


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Post Re: Not quite what's in the M&T, but darn close!
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"The heaviest recorded rat weighed 26.2 pounds, and was found in a sewer in New York City."

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Hehe, yeah on the near north side of Chicago - Rush street - they had rats big enough to saddle and ride! Very nasty critters!
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:44 pm
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Ok, I'll let you all in on a little secret. You know how Superman can't go near kryptonite and how vampires need to stay away from sunlight? I'm like that with rats. Any rats. Even so-called "tame" rats.

Little wiggling whiskers and tiny teeth....always squeezing into places where no normal creature can go. Breeding like it's going out of style....whole swarms of furry, nibbling, squeaking little bodies....

Dude. Forget the giant sized rats. I can't go near the little ones!!!

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And they dart...if they ran straight you could get a bead on their a##. Pow! But no. They dart.

Click below for the rest of that bit. http://www.kevinpollak.net/media/kevin_ ... walken.mp3

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Quote:
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Ok, I'll let you all in on a little secret. You know how Superman can't go near kryptonite and how vampires need to stay away from sunlight? I'm like that with rats. Any rats. Even so-called "tame" rats.



Dont go to Italy then, my friend Jim say's the rat population is slowly whittling down the cat, and sometimes small dog, population.
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*shudders* That's just wrong on so many levels...

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You guys burned by my message before I had the chance to put in the link. It's funny. Definitely worth a listen. Even a 56k modem can load it 5 minutes or less.

Here it is again...
http://www.kevinpollak.net/media/kevin_ ... walken.mp3

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Funny

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Post Re: Not quite what's in the M&T, but darn close!
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"The heaviest recorded rat weighed 26.2 pounds, and was found in a sewer in New York City."

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