Dwarves!!!!

Troll Root · Post by **Troll Root** » Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:58 pm

Steve has this love affair with dwarves. Dwarves get on my nerves! They're everywhere in Aihrde (it's really Erde!!) You find them in every nook and cranny, and they are supposedly these great architects of all that is, was and will be.....

Sounds like some load of crap to me!! I tire of the superiority, or the so perceived status of these bandy-legged Geico upstarts!!!

Arduin · Post by **Arduin** » Thu Feb 09, 2012 8:28 pm

Troll Root wrote:Steve has this love affair with dwarves. Dwarves get on my nerves! They're everywhere in Aihrde (it's really Erde!!) You find them in every nook and cranny, and they are supposedly these great architects of all that is, was and will be.....

Sounds like some load of crap to me!! I tire of the superiority, or the so perceived status of these bandy-legged Geico upstarts!!!

Well, don't play with him as a GM then...

gideon_thorne · Post by **gideon_thorne** » Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:28 pm

Hey, you can't go without appropriate themed hats for Steve's dwarf games.

http://www.regretsy.com/2012/02/09/dont ... the-mouth/

serleran · Post by **serleran** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:14 am

Dwarfs need more love in gaming, as do gnomes. I am rather tired of the cliché 'they're unapproachable.' I think my next C&C game will have Rastafarian dwarfs.

Arduin · Post by **Arduin** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:40 am

serleran wrote:I think my next C&C game will have Rastafarian dwarfs.

Yaw mon.

gideon_thorne · Post by **gideon_thorne** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:26 am

"We got da special Cram for you. Its got vitamin A B C... XYX"....

Tadhg · Post by **Tadhg** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:28 am

Arduin wrote:
serleran wrote:I think my next C&C game will have Rastafarian dwarfs.
Yaw mon.

+1

Yep, I do love Scottish dwarves, but dose Jamming Rastaman weed smoker types would be the WIN!! And then you get to play loads of great music during your games!

People Get Ready!

Arduin · Post by **Arduin** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:40 am

Rhuvein wrote: Yep, I do love Scottish dwarves, but dose Jamming Rastaman weed smoker types would be the WIN!! And then you get to play loads of great music during your games!

People Get Ready!

That's hilarious. I've got to put some in my world.

Relaxo · Post by **Relaxo** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:00 am

Speaking of which, where the hell has Danger Dwarf been? I hope he's not stuck in a barrel floating down a river or something.

OMG THAT HAT! I Love it! I would so buy that 5 years ago (before I had the money pit known as a toddler).

CKDad · Post by **CKDad** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:25 am

serleran wrote:I think my next C&C game will have Rastafarian dwarfs.

Shadowrun, many years ago:

Dwarf gator shaman. Complete with bad Cajun accent. (Not me, but one of my players.)

Not quite as cool as a Rastafarian dwarf, but I thought it was a hoot.

redwullf · Post by **redwullf** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:05 am

Dwarf hate will not be tolerated!

Relaxo · Post by **Relaxo** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 5:26 pm

Best.
link.
ever!

Feel the dwarf love!

Stupid question: there was Elfquest... ever a Dwarfquest? An all-dwarf game might be sweet! (they'd need some variations built into character creation, but that might be fun to design...)

Arduin · Post by **Arduin** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 5:52 pm

Relaxo wrote: Stupid question: there was Elfquest... ever a Dwarfquest?

No, we don't want elf fan boi's to have heart attacks

Breakdaddy · Post by **Breakdaddy** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:11 pm

I love Dwarves.

BLOOP!

AGNKim · Post by **AGNKim** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:41 pm

In order of coolness:

1. Dwarves
2. Humans
3. Halflings
4. Gnomes
5. Half-Elves
6. Half-Orcs
7. Elves

I hate Elves.

Relaxo · Post by **Relaxo** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:37 am

I loves me some Dwarves... but what's up with all the elf hate around here?

MormonYoYoMan · Post by **MormonYoYoMan** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:05 am

Relaxo wrote:I loves me some Dwarves... but what's up with all the elf hate around here?

I don't understand it either. I love elves!

Especially with a creamy Alfredo sauce and garlic butter.

AGNKim · Post by **AGNKim** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:20 am

MormonYoYoMan wrote:
Relaxo wrote:I loves me some Dwarves... but what's up with all the elf hate around here?
I don't understand it either. I love elves!

Especially with a creamy Alfredo sauce and garlic butter.

Arduin · Post by **Arduin** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:47 pm

MormonYoYoMan wrote: I don't understand it either. I love elves!

Especially with a creamy Alfredo sauce and garlic butter.

I always preferred mine with a mild béarnaise sauce made with various woodland herbs...

tylermo · Post by **tylermo** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:27 pm

I don't hate elves. Maybe the people I'm gaming with don't role play them properly. Lol

Sundog · Post by **Sundog** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 10:03 pm

Never quite got the Scottish dwarf thing (apart from redcaps, naturally). Surely they come from Yorkshire.

clavis123 · Post by **clavis123** » Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:32 pm

My take on Dwarves is influenced by the greedy Neiberlungen from Wagner's Ring Cycle. Consequentially I've always presented them with German-sounding accents, and as extremely unlikable in general. I personally never understood the Scottish thing.

It's not like the Elves of my Campaigns - soulless, drug-addled, selfish, fickle, and utterly amoral hedonists who will go to war over fashion in clothing - are any more sympathetic.

Relaxo · Post by **Relaxo** » Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:42 pm

For me at least, the Scottish dwarf accent started with Warcraft two... "I luv bombs... I luv blowin' things up!"

Troll Lord Games

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