Clakkity!!

Inkpot · Post by **Inkpot** » Sat May 13, 2006 8:26 pm

serleran wrote:
I'm thinking we need to create a board game, in the same sort of vein as Blood Bowl, for this new sensation. What say you?
Can have different types of units, each with variable abilities... oh yeah, I'm seeing it.

Dude....that would be the absolute killer. I remember bloodbowl! We'd have to come up with different rules, though. Make it more of a team vs. team type game instead of standing in a circle....heh.

Can't wait to see what Miller's family comes up with by way of artwork and logos. Oh Trolls...what hast thou wrought???

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miller6 · Post by **miller6** » Sat May 13, 2006 9:23 pm

serleran wrote:
I'm thinking we need to create a board game, in the same sort of vein as Blood Bowl, for this new sensation. What say you?
Can have different types of units, each with variable abilities... oh yeah, I'm seeing it.

I've been thinking of different ways to manifest Clakkity as an RPG, boardgame or card game as well. Still thinking. Need more time. I'll let ya know what I come up with. Gonna explore a couple ideas.

Brian Miller

miller6 · Post by **miller6** » Sat May 13, 2006 11:54 pm

Okay, I finished "Clakkity the Card Game Version"!
http://24.159.235.164:8000/miller6%20we ... 20game.pdf

Fast paced and playtested well! Enjoy!

I plan to get game pieces (goblin coins or miniatures and special cards) made in the near future and make it a boxed game.

Brian Miller

Inkpot · Post by **Inkpot** » Sun May 14, 2006 4:16 am

Great job, Miller! You've really got a good head for this sort of thing! I bow to your Clakkity-fu!
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miller6 · Post by **miller6** » Sun May 14, 2006 9:40 am

Inkpot wrote:
Great job, Miller! You've really got a good head for this sort of thing! I bow to your Clakkity-fu!
Ink

Thanks a bunch. I'm guessing you tried it? Heck, all together me, my son and his friend and my friend must've played at least three dozen Clakkity card games last night. Turned out better than expected for the small amount of time it took. Heh, I got smoked. Everyone beat me. I can make the game but can't win for nothin'...go figure.

Oh, and I should get everyone's REAL names for the instructions. (I just went through the boards and noticed that Serleran and Nym had a few things to add as well. If I missed anyone else, remind me. Clakkity spread across the boards like a plauge - way to go ink - so I may have missed a few suggestions.)

Now to work on getting the goblin coins or miniatures and cards with really nice pics.

Let's hit this thing from every angle though...This card game would do well right next to "Uno" at a Walmart store, but we've still got the Clakkity board game to do...so on to the next objective!

Trolls...since this is your site...want in on this or what? I'd say we at least earned a spot in the Crusader.
Hey Serleran, how's that for "cheap ass games"...the only thing a player can't supply is the rules ('til I get the miniatures and cards anyway just 'cuz it would be cool)
Brian Miller

miller6 · Post by **miller6** » Sun May 14, 2006 10:21 am

I'm told that the pics and logo will be in the works for a week. Still on it though, just so you know I didnt' forget.

Brian Miller

Combat_Kyle · Post by **Combat_Kyle** » Sun May 14, 2006 10:27 am

Has anyone seen the card game Killer Bunnies, there are lots of variables and I think something along that line might work really well with Clakkity.
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miller6 · Post by **miller6** » Sun May 14, 2006 10:47 am

Combat_Kyle wrote:
Has anyone seen the card game Killer Bunnies, there are lots of variables and I think something along that line might work really well with Clakkity.

Is it online? Haven't heard of it. Sounds like something from Monty Python.

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Combat_Kyle · Post by **Combat_Kyle** » Sun May 14, 2006 11:02 am

Its a collectible card game, here is a link, you can find it at nice malls that have specialty games.

http://www.killerbunnies.com/
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miller6 · Post by **miller6** » Mon May 15, 2006 6:10 pm

Yep, that's right, folks. I finished and am now in the process of playtesting "Clakkity the board game (version 1 since others might be making a different one)".
If playtesting goes well tonight, I'll post a link to the pdf here tomorrow. (The Clakkity game board is included and prints up as 6 pages which must be taped together. Otherwise, only coins, dice and a deck of cards are needed).

Now on to Clakitty the dice game...and maybe even "Clakkity the flash-based video game".

Brian Miller

Inkpot · Post by **Inkpot** » Mon May 15, 2006 6:37 pm

I'm interested in seeing whatever you come up with. You've obviously got alot more resources than I do, so I say run with it!!
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Julian Grimm · Post by **Julian Grimm** » Mon May 15, 2006 7:00 pm

I just found this and I find it scary. No, not the whole Clakkity thing. I die every time I say it.

The scary part is that we discovered the game of Bocce over the weekend and were so taken by it that my Nephew and I decided to make similar games popular in our Campaign.

However we decided that the goblins and such would be playing the game with skulls and severed heads of victims. The pallino would be a halfling skull and the regular bocce balls would be medium skulls and such.

My brother-in-law loved it and between gasps and laughs suggested croquet with skull and ribs for wickets. So this prooves all gamers are twisted to the core.

Inkpot · Post by **Inkpot** » Mon May 15, 2006 7:30 pm

*grins and rubs his hands together*

"And lo, shall it spread forth liken unto a plague of great darkness. And then shall the multitudes call out in their distress, "Who shall be the Clakkity Champion?". And lo, shall Inkpot & Miller stretch forth their hands and cause the Clakkity Curse to infect still more....."

~Taken from "The Codex Clakkita", circa 2006.

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miller6 · Post by **miller6** » Mon May 15, 2006 7:58 pm

Julian Grimm wrote:
I just found this and I find it scary. No, not the whole Clakkity thing. I die every time I say it.

The scary part is that we discovered the game of Bocce over the weekend and were so taken by it that my Nephew and I decided to make similar games popular in our Campaign.

However we decided that the goblins and such would be playing the game with skulls and severed heads of victims. The pallino would be a halfling skull and the regular bocce balls would be medium skulls and such.

My brother-in-law loved it and between gasps and laughs suggested croquet with skull and ribs for wickets. So this prooves all gamers are twisted to the core.

Ahhh...yes, yet another angle to Clakkity. We'll have to explore that one too. Post your rules if you made some. Be interested to see them. In time, clakkity will evolve to be an entire market of its own.
Brian Miller

miller6 · Post by **miller6** » Mon May 15, 2006 8:00 pm

Inkpot wrote:
*grins and rubs his hands together*

"And lo, shall it spread forth liken unto a plague of great darkness. And then shall the multitudes call out in their distress, "Who shall be the Clakkity Champion?".

~Taken from "The Codex Clakkita", circa 2006.

Ink

Dude, the codex is too funny.
And funny you should mention the champion...In the board game, I included a picture of the "Goblin Goblet" awarded to the winner.

Hey, inkpot,

Pretty soon we're gonna have to consider forming "Clakkity Enterprises".
Brian Miller

Combat_Kyle · Post by **Combat_Kyle** » Tue May 16, 2006 12:25 am

I have found a way to incorporate Clakkity into my C&C game. The players will be landing of the Isle of Dread soon (X1 module, 1980) and the natives there will be long practicioners of the game. Depending on what tribe they contact first the players might find themselves in some serious combat and or negotionations to avoid becoming sporting goods equipment.

"Thine enemies are scattered and thier bones suit our entertainment. Grotesque fun shall be thy mantra."

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miller6 · Post by **miller6** » Tue May 16, 2006 12:48 am

I hope you guys don't mind but I'm adding bugbear skulls to the list of Clakkity equipment. I just like the word "bugbear" and no one feels bad for 'em.

Brian Miller

"On the count of thee thou shalt tosseth the bugbear skull. Never on the count of four and five is right out!" (exerpt from the pages of the recently unearthed Codex of Clakkita)

miller6 · Post by **miller6** » Tue May 16, 2006 12:51 am

Aw, dudes!

Techno-Clakkity for sci-fi RPGs like Gamma Word...mutant goblins whacking bug-eyed alien skulls. (They're kinda round...well, sorta.)

Brian

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Inkpot · Post by **Inkpot** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:20 am

Ok, go home. Seriously. Go home and lie down.
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miller6 · Post by **miller6** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:27 am

Inkpot wrote:
Ok, go home. Seriously. Go home and lie down.
Ink

Yeah, I'm waaay overtired and runnin' on caffeine at this point.

Thanks for the advice, Doc.
Brian Miller

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Julian Grimm · Post by **Julian Grimm** » Tue May 16, 2006 4:31 am

Seems there needs to be a game that melds with Clakkity called Clikkity. So you could spend a whole weekend playing Clikkity n' Clakkity...
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Combat_Kyle · Post by **Combat_Kyle** » Tue May 16, 2006 4:36 am

Don't bash skulls like my brother.
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Troll Lord · Post by **Troll Lord** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:17 am

What in the ($&^ have you insane mofos been doing? LOLOLOLOLOOLOL

This has to be made into an online game......The C&C Society strikes it HOT! Did this evolve from that post over on the Crusades forum?

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miller6 · Post by **miller6** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:01 am

Troll Lord wrote:
What in the ($&^ have you insane mofos been doing? LOLOLOLOLOOLOL

This has to be made into an online game......The C&C Society strikes it HOT! Did this evolve from that post over on the Crusades forum?

Steve

Actually, I think Clakkity has spread further than that and contaminated most of the forums in one way or another.

Um, Ooops.

Brian Miller

Inkpot · Post by **Inkpot** » Tue May 16, 2006 12:03 pm

LOL...yeah Steve, this all evolved from the crusades forum. It just kind of....snowballed....and well....you know how these things go....We're talking logos, boardgames, t-shirts....and coming soon.....
CLAKKITY: THE ANIME!!!
Shushiro, the half-furry ninja-sorcerer and captain of Team Tofu has a problem. In order to win the Grand Clakkity Tournament, he must first find the seven mystical Clakkity Orbs hidden deep within the bowels of MegaTokyo. Accompanying young Shushiro on his quest are Shen-Shen: the hermaphrodite robot, Toru: half-vampire and unwitting love-slave, and Kopu-pu: the ultra-cute cat-like faerie-demon. Together they will explore the seedy underside of Megatokyo, find the Clakkity Orbs, and return in time to trounce the dreaded Team Ooze at the Grand Clakkity Tournament! Game on!!

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Combat_Kyle · Post by **Combat_Kyle** » Tue May 16, 2006 4:37 pm

Wow that is so funny, and that could totaly work as an anime, they get that freakin weird.
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miller6 · Post by **miller6** » Tue May 16, 2006 4:42 pm

Inkpot wrote:
CLAKKITY: THE ANIME!!!

Shushiro, the half-furry ninja-sorcerer and captain of Team Tofu has a problem. In order to win the Grand Clakkity Tournament, he must first find the seven mystical Clakkity Orbs hidden deep within the bowels of MegaTokyo. Accompanying young Shushiro on his quest are Shen-Shen: the hermaphrodite robot, Toru: half-vampire and unwitting love-slave, and Kopu-pu: the ultra-cute cat-like faerie-demon. Together they will explore the seedy underside of Megatokyo, find the Clakkity Orbs, and return in time to trounce the dreaded Team Ooze at the Grand Clakkity Tournament! Game on!!

Ink

I'm not into anime, but that's still funny and definitely has the makings of a Clakkity RPG adventure!
Write it up!

Brian Miller

miller6 · Post by **miller6** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:15 pm

UPDATE:

After playtesting, "Clakkity the Board Game version 1" is undergoing some rules clarifications that will delay my posting of the link for a short period, but I'm working on it right now and plan to playtest the revisions this evening.

Brian Miller

Combat_Kyle · Post by **Combat_Kyle** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:56 pm

I have been working on rules for an actual athletic game, one I will write up for rules if you could play it in all of its grusome glory. The other version will invovle wiffle bats and a dodgeball. More on this later.
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Treebore · Post by **Treebore** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:14 pm

Man! This is really taking on a life of its own!

Brian,

We didn't play clakkity this past weekend, we ended up just playing C&C until bed time. Maybe this weekend. My kids last day of school is Thursday so we will find time sometime this summer!

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